TOUCH

Reviewed by GREG KING Director: Paul Schrader Stars: Christopher Walken, Bridget Fonda, Skeet Ulrich, Tom Arnold, Gina Gershon, Janeane Garofalo, Lolita Davidovich, Paul Mazursky, Anthony Zerbe, Mason Adams Running Time: 102 minutes. It's hard to be a saint in the city, especially when con men, slick hustlers and a particularly voracious media expect you to perform miracles on demand. Juvenal (Skeet Ulrich, from Scream, The Craft, etc) is a young missionary who has a gift for healing with his hands and bleeds from Christ-like wounds in his hands and feet. He Continue reading

AUSTIN POWERS

Reviewed by GREG KING Director: Jay Roach Stars: Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Michael York, Mimi Rogers, Seth Green, Robert Wagner, Will Farrell, Mindy Sterling, Paul Dillion, Fabiana Udenio, Joe Son, Burt Bacharach, uncredited cameos from Carrie Fisher, Christian Slater, Tom Arnold, Rob Lowe, Rob Cameletti, Larry Thomas. By day an internationally renowned fashion photographer, by night a secret agent in the employ of British Intelligence, Austin Powers (Saturday Night Live's Mike Myers) is the epitome of '60's cool and style. But when his nemesis, the sinister Continue reading

THE STUPIDS

Reviewed by GREG KING Director: John Landis Stars: Tom Arnold, Jessica Lundy, Bug Hall, Alex McKenna, Mark Metclafe, Matt Keeslar, Christopher Lee, David Cronenberg, Costa Gavras, Norman Jewison. Probably the most aptly titled film in recent memory, The Stupids is so bad it's almost offensive. The film starts off as being just plain stupid, and it only gets worse! After the success of True Lies and his strong scene stealing presence in Nine Months, Tom Arnold sets his career back by playing Stanley Stupid, the impossibly naive and simple-minded head of a Continue reading