Reviewed by GREG KING Director: Sam Weisman Stars: Steve Martin, Goldie Hawn, John Cleese, Mark McKinney, Joe Grifasi, Josh Mostel. Neil Simon's 1970 comedy about a married couple from Ohio who experience a series of comic disasters during their first visit to New York City gets the '90's treatment in this largely unfunny and unnecessary remake. Reunited for the first time since 1992's Housesitter, Steve …